Wife going to the football, so I can catch up with a few things in the house and play Halo of course.
The step daughter has appeared and said I can go for a pint as she will watch the youngest. Go up for a couple before Cat get's hone from the footie. Gets there and a couple of guys are laughing asking if I enjoyed my wine I I captain. What the fuck, then it clicks the mysterious bottle of captains White wine, turns out one of my mates had put it in my bag plus it was only water - does he know how much trouble he caused!!!
Saturday, 7 November 2009
Friday, 6 November 2009
Day 46 - Its Friday
Up at 5:30, no chance of being late today. Get bus at 6:30, iPod on, bit of shut eye on the bus but the smelly man is on so it's a bit off putting but I do however drop off and wake about ten minutes from my stop, so stay awake till then but I don't next thing I know I wake up, no one on the bus and the bus is about to start it's journey home, I run to the front, he shits himself didn't realise I was still on, let's me off and I begin my longer than usual walk to work.
Pop in past the baker for a bacon & egg roll and some fruit juice, result get them for £1.65 as it's Friday and I'm in every day, but in the back of my mind I think there must be something up with the bacon, like it's yesterdays. Get to my desk and I was right it's the worst looking bacon ever, it looks raw and it's mainly all fat, great, bin it and eat the egg. Not going there for lunch.
Take my pill, wander if I will have sore stomach, fuzzy head or my loopy spell. Let's wait and see....
Nowt, absolutely fine.......
Didn't go to the usual place for lunch after the bacon roll, went to the place up the road, they were advertising tomato and basil soup, pick that but they say that's not actually what we have on today it's 'clam chowder' now I like the majority of soups, so just said, yeah that's fine. Got back to the office opened it up and it bloody stinks, tasted it and it was bogging, it's now on my never to taste again list.
About to head home and hopefully get a couple of Friday night pints.Oh and I do, quite a few as the wife not out at bingo as her Dad is on holiday.
It's all fine, head down the road after Cat asks me to get bottle of Cava for her from the shoppy. Everything is fine, get home take out bottle of Cava and a bottle of Captains white wine, nae idea where that came from, but Cat demands to know, falls out with me and everything, bearing in mind I'm quite boozy, yeah so we fall out, shouting where u get that from blah blah, nae idea away to bed.
Pop in past the baker for a bacon & egg roll and some fruit juice, result get them for £1.65 as it's Friday and I'm in every day, but in the back of my mind I think there must be something up with the bacon, like it's yesterdays. Get to my desk and I was right it's the worst looking bacon ever, it looks raw and it's mainly all fat, great, bin it and eat the egg. Not going there for lunch.
Take my pill, wander if I will have sore stomach, fuzzy head or my loopy spell. Let's wait and see....
Nowt, absolutely fine.......
Didn't go to the usual place for lunch after the bacon roll, went to the place up the road, they were advertising tomato and basil soup, pick that but they say that's not actually what we have on today it's 'clam chowder' now I like the majority of soups, so just said, yeah that's fine. Got back to the office opened it up and it bloody stinks, tasted it and it was bogging, it's now on my never to taste again list.
About to head home and hopefully get a couple of Friday night pints.Oh and I do, quite a few as the wife not out at bingo as her Dad is on holiday.
It's all fine, head down the road after Cat asks me to get bottle of Cava for her from the shoppy. Everything is fine, get home take out bottle of Cava and a bottle of Captains white wine, nae idea where that came from, but Cat demands to know, falls out with me and everything, bearing in mind I'm quite boozy, yeah so we fall out, shouting where u get that from blah blah, nae idea away to bed.
Thursday, 5 November 2009
Day 45 - Firework Night
Bit latchy this morning and the usual bus doesn't turn up - great, now there is a chance I will be 5 minutes late, oh my god I will get in trouble, so scared - not! But I do decide to text Jake to tell the boss I may be late, my text goes a bit like ' going to be about minute late buy can you let the headmistress know I will be late but I will get a note from my mummy' Not that I'm being bitchy - much! Get in bang in ten, no problem, but oh she's coming over, what the he'll is she going to moan about, oh she is all chummy and giggly, 'thanks for letting me know you may be late' whatever I feel like saying. Jake shows me the email he sent her and ur actuallly mentions the note bit but not from mummy bit the bus driver, lol.
Cut my hair last night and for a laugh I shaved the top of my head and leave the sides so it looks like I'm bald on top get my eldest to take a photo which I shall post later. At work Jake asks to see the photo and what a stupid stupid idiot I am, I stupidly text him the photo, now this photo was taken by my son and it's from the chest up, topless as I just cut my hair, but Jake is a bit of a paint shop pro expert ! He immediately pisses himself laughing already quoting how gay I look and what he's going to do with it. Within minutes he's adjusted it with editing software on his phone, which yes I will post for viewing but I can tell this is only the beginning....
Get home have tea and remember it's firework night and rush in to Asda to see if there is any left, result, get a box called Terminator and 2 packs of rockets. Rockets pretty decent and with a name like Terminator you would think should be pretty good, wrong, well there were about 2 decent ones, the rest were pifless little shitty things that went about 2 foot high and went pop.
Watch Lie to Me and go to bed up early the morn.
Cut my hair last night and for a laugh I shaved the top of my head and leave the sides so it looks like I'm bald on top get my eldest to take a photo which I shall post later. At work Jake asks to see the photo and what a stupid stupid idiot I am, I stupidly text him the photo, now this photo was taken by my son and it's from the chest up, topless as I just cut my hair, but Jake is a bit of a paint shop pro expert ! He immediately pisses himself laughing already quoting how gay I look and what he's going to do with it. Within minutes he's adjusted it with editing software on his phone, which yes I will post for viewing but I can tell this is only the beginning....
Get home have tea and remember it's firework night and rush in to Asda to see if there is any left, result, get a box called Terminator and 2 packs of rockets. Rockets pretty decent and with a name like Terminator you would think should be pretty good, wrong, well there were about 2 decent ones, the rest were pifless little shitty things that went about 2 foot high and went pop.
Watch Lie to Me and go to bed up early the morn.
Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Day 44 - Pub Night
I think this morning's pill must be something else, bloody head is up my arse! Heads all numb and feel like I could drop off to sleep at any moment. Hopefully wear off soon.
An hour and a half later I am normal again, well as normal as I can be. Day passes without much incident until we have our big team meeting and our boss decides to bring up about myself, Jake & Harriet going on our Microsoft certification course which no one else knew about, I just keep my head down but you can just feel all the daggers and no one speaks to us the rest of the day - do I give a shit - NO ! Poke it!
The Gers on the tv the night so head up to the pub with Martin but not our local as they don't have Sky so we go to the Hotel which is just up the road and is better anyway and the pints are better ! Game was ok but pish result, couple of games of darts - I am totally crap! Head down the road for one at our local and a game of pool - and no kidding have a pint and it smells like shit, we should of stayed up the road.
An hour and a half later I am normal again, well as normal as I can be. Day passes without much incident until we have our big team meeting and our boss decides to bring up about myself, Jake & Harriet going on our Microsoft certification course which no one else knew about, I just keep my head down but you can just feel all the daggers and no one speaks to us the rest of the day - do I give a shit - NO ! Poke it!
The Gers on the tv the night so head up to the pub with Martin but not our local as they don't have Sky so we go to the Hotel which is just up the road and is better anyway and the pints are better ! Game was ok but pish result, couple of games of darts - I am totally crap! Head down the road for one at our local and a game of pool - and no kidding have a pint and it smells like shit, we should of stayed up the road.
Tuesday, 3 November 2009
Day 43 - Tuesday
Up early today and head for my early bus, get into to work nice and early and for the first time walking to work my chest feels lighter or clearer it's hard to explain. Get to my desk coffee and pill, waiting for the stomach pain to kick in but an hour goes by and nothing, major boost.
1st line again and in such a good mood blast through a good few calls, helps when the boss is in a meeting all morning. When she does appear, Jake gives her a dig saying 'where have you been, how are we supposed to know where you are' classic.
Not much happening in the afternoon, head for the bus, late as usual and need to be early home as it's the youngest's parents evening, which goes really well, he get's a little support at school as he has Hemiplegia which I will perhaps touch on later.
Cat ask's if I want to go for a pint, which I reply ok, will go for a quick one - she must be after something before she's asking if I want to go for a pint!!!!
Get home have roast pork for tea which was really nice and then out of the blue Claire (2nd oldest child who stays with her boyfriend, hence she hasn't been on before) produces a big fuck off rocket, quality I wanted to let it off now.......
And I do!! Out to the garage to get a pipe to put in, get the kids upstairs to watch it, I set it off, amazing huge bang, amazing colours, then I hear a thump and another noise of wood falling to the ground, it sounded like it came down and hit a car / house then bumped onto the road ! I quickly run to the garage, turn off the light, tell Cat to get inside, turn off back door light and get inside, fighting my way through all the smoke. I felt like a little kid again, like I had done something wrong, it was ace!!
Get settled down to watch The Proposal with a glass of vino, not my choice.
Consider going to shave my head as my hair is probably the longest it has been in 10 years as I have been shaving it to either a 1 or a 2 since then and right now it’s probably almost an inch long. To make it worse it now looks like I have grey streaks on either side and they even look curly and it is slightly receding, not bad though!! I will post a picture before and after when I decide to shave it off, it will be this week guaranteed!!!
I just realised no pain again with tonight’s pill, hope that's a sign of things to come.
1st line again and in such a good mood blast through a good few calls, helps when the boss is in a meeting all morning. When she does appear, Jake gives her a dig saying 'where have you been, how are we supposed to know where you are' classic.
Not much happening in the afternoon, head for the bus, late as usual and need to be early home as it's the youngest's parents evening, which goes really well, he get's a little support at school as he has Hemiplegia which I will perhaps touch on later.
Cat ask's if I want to go for a pint, which I reply ok, will go for a quick one - she must be after something before she's asking if I want to go for a pint!!!!
Get home have roast pork for tea which was really nice and then out of the blue Claire (2nd oldest child who stays with her boyfriend, hence she hasn't been on before) produces a big fuck off rocket, quality I wanted to let it off now.......
And I do!! Out to the garage to get a pipe to put in, get the kids upstairs to watch it, I set it off, amazing huge bang, amazing colours, then I hear a thump and another noise of wood falling to the ground, it sounded like it came down and hit a car / house then bumped onto the road ! I quickly run to the garage, turn off the light, tell Cat to get inside, turn off back door light and get inside, fighting my way through all the smoke. I felt like a little kid again, like I had done something wrong, it was ace!!
Get settled down to watch The Proposal with a glass of vino, not my choice.
Consider going to shave my head as my hair is probably the longest it has been in 10 years as I have been shaving it to either a 1 or a 2 since then and right now it’s probably almost an inch long. To make it worse it now looks like I have grey streaks on either side and they even look curly and it is slightly receding, not bad though!! I will post a picture before and after when I decide to shave it off, it will be this week guaranteed!!!
I just realised no pain again with tonight’s pill, hope that's a sign of things to come.
Monday, 2 November 2009
Day 42 - Monday Again
I have calmed down now but only just, the Bon Jovi taping last night failed also, needless to say I was mad. However it's a new day.
Now there was a hell of a rain and wind last night, alot of flooding etc, as usual get my later bus on a Monday and the traffic is a nightmare, not so much water on the roads now but it’s obviously had a knock on effect. Get into work about 10:05 so I'm late, big deal can't help traffic.
The boss is in a meeting and appears about 11:30, first thing she does comes over and asks 'were you late this morning' I reply 'yes' she say's 'why' I'm like 'isn't it obvious, the traffic with the flooding etc' (bearing in mind she stays further out the road than me so would of seen it)and she totally has her bloody head mistress head on 'well I still need to know if your coming in' I am so totally biting my tongue, she is just on a power cruise mode and to be honest she ain't got a clue, now if I wasn't coming in I would call and I don't know I am going to be late till I get there!! Give me strength. Realise haven't taking a pill, take one now so I don't totally fall out with her.
The rest of the day's not too bad on 1st line which is cool as I enjoy it, so day goes past fairly quickly, get a run home from Simon and we have a quick couple of pints before home time!!
I sent a remote sky + from my iphone to day to tape X Factor repeats this morning, so hopefully it has worked.... It has - ace get to see Bon Jovi - eventually and they were fantastic. Just a pity the cheapest ticket I can find for the O2 gigs is £200!! will have to check EBay.
Flash Forward on later & Ugly Betty.
Flash Forward was really good, its just stepped up a notch!!
Now there was a hell of a rain and wind last night, alot of flooding etc, as usual get my later bus on a Monday and the traffic is a nightmare, not so much water on the roads now but it’s obviously had a knock on effect. Get into work about 10:05 so I'm late, big deal can't help traffic.
The boss is in a meeting and appears about 11:30, first thing she does comes over and asks 'were you late this morning' I reply 'yes' she say's 'why' I'm like 'isn't it obvious, the traffic with the flooding etc' (bearing in mind she stays further out the road than me so would of seen it)and she totally has her bloody head mistress head on 'well I still need to know if your coming in' I am so totally biting my tongue, she is just on a power cruise mode and to be honest she ain't got a clue, now if I wasn't coming in I would call and I don't know I am going to be late till I get there!! Give me strength. Realise haven't taking a pill, take one now so I don't totally fall out with her.
The rest of the day's not too bad on 1st line which is cool as I enjoy it, so day goes past fairly quickly, get a run home from Simon and we have a quick couple of pints before home time!!
I sent a remote sky + from my iphone to day to tape X Factor repeats this morning, so hopefully it has worked.... It has - ace get to see Bon Jovi - eventually and they were fantastic. Just a pity the cheapest ticket I can find for the O2 gigs is £200!! will have to check EBay.
Flash Forward on later & Ugly Betty.
Flash Forward was really good, its just stepped up a notch!!
Sunday, 1 November 2009
Day 41 - Sunday
Have a couple of pc's to fix this morning before cat goes to work at 12:30, my plan is fix them and then get a couple of pints in before she goes to work. Which is fine but my mate Martin texts and says we won the bonus ball at the local, which translates to £190 and says his wife Susan will watch my two if we want to go to pub to watch the mighty Rangers against the Arabs, which obviously I accept.
So manage a good few pints then back to Martins to get the kids and Susan gives us a lift down the road. Get a Dominos delivery and watch last nights X Factor, ready for the Mrs coming home for tonight’s one, looking forward to the JOVI!!!!
SHIT WEEKEND - DONT ASK !!! I AM SO CLOSE TO HAVING A FAG - NO JOKE.
So manage a good few pints then back to Martins to get the kids and Susan gives us a lift down the road. Get a Dominos delivery and watch last nights X Factor, ready for the Mrs coming home for tonight’s one, looking forward to the JOVI!!!!
SHIT WEEKEND - DONT ASK !!! I AM SO CLOSE TO HAVING A FAG - NO JOKE.
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